Tuesday, April 1, 2008

ladies and gentlemen...

I was jolted from a deep sleep last night. I have no idea what I was dreaming about but I do remember saying something to a huge group of people as my mind was grasping for a thread of reality. As I lay still for a moment I went over and over the comment to the crowd. It was as though I was revealing some very shocking and absurd news. The audience was gasping and looking frantically at each other. It was the type of reaction that one would expect after giving a history altering announcement. After thinking about my comment to the crowd I pulled the covers tight over me and smiled. I don't know the extent of what goes on in my mind while I'm sleeping...but it's weird. It's probably good that I don't know.

"Ladies and Gentlemen" I said to the crowd with a lengthy pause for added effect, "It turns out He...is a Picasso!"
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one great quote...

"whenever i get gloomy with the state of the world, i think of the arrivals gate at heathrow airport. general opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, i don't see that. seems to me that love is everywhere. often it's not articularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there. fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. when the planes hit the twin towers, i have reason to believe that none of the calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge, they were all messages of love. if you look for it, i've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around." -Love Actually